beerache

Pain or sickness caused by a night of excessive drinking.
i.e. hangover. Symptoms include headache, nausea, excessive tiredness, and upset stomach.

After spending the night at that rager, I woke up with a mean beerache the next day.

by Kaipops April 21, 2008

Beerzheimers

Beerzheimer’s disease is a brain disorder named for Netherlands beer maker Freddy Heineken, who first described it in 1929 after loosing his ass in the stock market crash and drinking 14 beers. Scientists have learned a great deal about Beerzheimer’s disease in the century since Freddy first drew attention to it. Today we know that Beerzheimer’s is the brains built-in mechanism for protecting itself from remembering shit like:

> Grabbing the bartenders ass .... and a nice ass it was
> Crashing a golf cart into a giant rock
> Taking home a girl named Mercedes
> Hitting a strippers boobs and pretending they are speedbags
> Losing all you money playing card games you don't understand

Speedbag: It sure was a boring and uneventful night at the strip bar.

Wayne: Dude, uneventful? You took a stripper into the back room for three dances and the bitch was a he/she! Man, you must have some serious Beerzheimers to have forgotten that you made out with chick that used to have a dick.

by majord7 November 18, 2009

Beech High School

A school filled with hoes, fags, and bitches who support a shitty football team. The people at the school also likes to beat special ed kids and choke people out.

Person 1: “hey, what school do you go to?”
Person 2: “I go to that one school that only allows homosexuals to attend”
Person 1: “ahhhh so beech high school?”
Person 2: “yup”

by Buck Feech August 31, 2021

beech high school

the domain of hank hill

beech high school is the domain of hank hill

by fu2b December 26, 2017

beetch

Lighter, less crude way of saying *bitch* Normally used by older women who are in the presence of young children and don't want to blurt out the harsh sounding swear word *bitch*.

Ladie hits the curb whilst driving a car with a few kids inside as she hits the curb she mutters to herself quietly *Beetch*!

by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005

Beecher

A person who perseveres through all the tuff times and is made fun of but also I cherish by their closest friends

Beecher was made fun of

by Brian werdona March 3, 2017

beech-nut

The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.

Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!

by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005