critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010

beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

beagling

a fetish in which a person finds sexual gratification by lying at the foot of a bed while 2 or more people copulate in it.

My mom caught me beagling last week. She and dad kicked me out of their room.

Beagling is the best part of having a roommate in college.

by Salvador Kashmere October 14, 2011

beaking

When people from west-central Canada or the states nag and bully each other they call it beaking.

Let's stop beaking Billy, maybe he'll stop crying.

by Amy April 9, 2005

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008