Basement Elf

Someone who sits in their basement by themselves playing massive multiplayer online roleplaying games (MMORPG), like World of Warcraft or Everquest.

"Dude, Bob won't go out with us on Friday, he's a basement elf."

by Real Bizzy July 16, 2008

Al Bateen Academy

A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.

BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro

by boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019

dark basement

Something you should never google.

I would never google dark basement.

by Yo-Yoangles October 21, 2017

Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.

Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Mould in the Basement

Used on My Name Is Earl by Catalina and it means a dirty vagina, basically.

Catalina: I once had a horrible uncle with a hot wife and a nice house but later on we found out that both the house and the wife had mould in the basement.

by Jack Marshall December 9, 2008

Basement Cracker

Similar to porch monkey but for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.

Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

basementlessness

A house or dwelling that has no basement..

i bought my house on account of its basementlessness, it is cheaper to insure and there is less to flood

by Renee622 November 22, 2010