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Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008
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barking at the ants

Vomiting (esp. in the street)
Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"
by TommyJJ March 8, 2006
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barkling

by Wosat June 27, 2004
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barking

1. When speaking loudly, to a shout, just to get a strangers attention.

2. When speaking loudly in a close or sound sensitive setting. ( vehicle, house, comedy club, etc.. )
barking¹ - HEY BABY WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

barking² - (at a funeral ) HEY WHO WAS THIS BASTARD ANYWAYS?

synonyms: shouting, yelling, screaming
by UnknowableOne June 20, 2016
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Barringering

Finger banging a girl, preferably with the “Tiger Claw”.
I was barringering this girl on her period last night and she came two times.
by NotsoKoolAid84 December 13, 2005
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barking at the sidewalk

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.
by Dan Snodgrass August 11, 2006
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Chief Barking Spider

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.
Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?
by Shackle April 2, 2010
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