A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)
I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..
by RJohnyblaze June 23, 2008
A person who regularly steals robitussin products from stores mainly for their good source of DXM or a really nasty cough, maybe.
Dude1: Dude, you'r such a robitussin bandit you just stole like 42 bottles the other day
Dude2: I know i cant believe that robocop didn't catch me.
Dude2: I know i cant believe that robocop didn't catch me.
by bongtoke420 April 12, 2008
Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.
When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.
by Gaz55 February 19, 2008
by 8===D~~(_(_) April 29, 2003
poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.
by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006
It's a sexual position in which the girl (or the person receiving) is blindfolded, and just before ejaculation, the person giving pulls out and pours Tabasco sauce into the receiving hole and runs away.
Julie was put into the hospital yesterday.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.
by anonisaur August 30, 2010
(noun) A person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you're in the middle of making moves on or that you're extremely interested in.
"Dude, I was talking to this girl and I really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he's a total clam bandit!"
by unicorn_singlepieceofcorn December 04, 2012