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BULLDOG

Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.
*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024
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The Bulldog

When a man cums (ejaculates) in a woman’s mouth and a bit dribbles out her mouth like a bulldogs slobbers (saliva).
I had oral sex with Emma last night and she did the bulldog, it was so sexy.
by Cjdjd July 9, 2021
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Bulldog Publicist

If you don't know where the client ends and the publicist begins, you're a Bulldog Publicist. Sniffing the client's derriere to bolster their pathetic brands and pick out extended contract lengths is the sure sign of a Bulldog Publicist. Beware of their phony accents, dyed hair and dazzling smile as they will attempt to pour honey in your ear while dry-humping your wallet.
Bulldog Publicist: I hired a PR company to promote a brand I thought would do well in the marketplace. After pumping my ego and licking my bank account dry they dismounted my ideas and left me panting but without real direction.
by Shaka Zulu 2U July 6, 2013
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Bulldoge

The act of removing massive numbers of unnecessary and costly elements. Can apply to business, personal and political areas.
Elon Musk is bulldoging government agencies at the request of President Donald Trump thereby eliminating billions of dollars of wasteful spending.

I bulldoged my subscription apps.

I need to bulldoge negative energy from my life. It's draining me emotionally and I can no longer function efficiently.

My corporate board of directors requested that I bulldoge 10% of our annual budget.
by AKADisruptor February 11, 2025
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Colorado Bulldog

NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.
He had no money and wore Chinese garbage head to foot. He was a Colorado Bulldog
by Phil McKracken again February 6, 2025
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bulldogs nrl

There is no team like bulldogs nrl
by ZH98 July 26, 2022
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Bulldoging

When you moon someone and your testicles hang down.
John was accidentally bulldoging when he only ment to moon his mom.
by Knwoledge master November 25, 2017
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