barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.
"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"
by your moms vagina December 15, 2007
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bologna tits

Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay
by Heisenberg125 December 23, 2013
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Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...
OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!
by kabong1978 February 12, 2011
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Bologna Knife

A falice or more commonly known as a penis.
Alex: Hey, where the hell is Sam?

Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".

Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.
by the1HOOFhearted October 02, 2011
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bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.
You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!
by Da R-I-C-Kizzle March 24, 2006
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Bologna spokes

Creases on the butthole.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Bologna Curve

An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.
“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”
by gavlatron January 04, 2020
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