beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.
by your moms vagina January 6, 2008
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ive never heard of cow bologna.
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ive never heard of cow bologna.
then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!
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You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!
by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006
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Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"
Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"
Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"
by ramithepimp April 9, 2009
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“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”
by gavlatron January 3, 2020
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