Sloppy Second Blues

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.

"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"

by smo joe January 22, 2010

"Joliet" Jake Blues

Jake Blues, the elder of the two Blues Brothers, was imprisioned for five years, for holding up a gas station to cover the band's room service tab in a gig in Tijuana. He was released on parole after three years, for good behaviour, and was picked up by his brother, Elwood. After a fully religious experience, he decided to put the band back together, to raise money, and to pay the taxes on the orphanage in which he and Elwood grew up. He was played by John Belushi, who died before Blues brothers 2000 came out.

"Sell me your children!"
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
"The BAAAND!"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a MICROPHONE? ... I can see that."

Holy crap, "Joliet" Jake Blues did all his own dancing.

by RoboTribble May 6, 2006

Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.

Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

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by A.McGee January 13, 2009

Monday Blues

When you go to work or to school really tired and upset because you stayed up really late to watch your favorite football team play and they lost. All comes equipped with a hangover and bad stomache.

John really had the monday blues after the Redskins beat his favorite team the Dallas Cowboys 35-7.

by Danibee December 20, 2005

email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger

"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"

by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008

Cano Blues

When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.

Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"

by Brit-What?! July 28, 2009

Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010