get stoned with two birds 

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

get stoned with two birds by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

For the Birds 

A term to describe something you want nothing to do with.

"Hey, can you get some blow?"
"Nah, I don't fuck with that, that shit is for the birds."

For the Birds by AC Sativa September 20, 2016

Angry Birds fury 

The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.

Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...

Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!

Angry Birds fury by Tommyt August 14, 2011

Angry birds 

The most addicting iPhone game you will ever play. Ever.

I was up for 8 hours straight playing angry birds.

Angry birds by Syehsreh January 4, 2011

Angry Birds Space 

A recently released iPhone game who is the third game in the ''series'', if it really is a series. The point of this game is to shoot somehow superpower-given birds at pigs inside bubbles. And poorly made buildings. If you shoot to hard though, in planets, especially small ones, you will orbit 2-3 times.

A rage is often commiting when you miss.

Some guy: Hey, have you heard that Angry Birds Space is out?
Some faggot: What's good with that. Only rage, frustration and temper going to the top?

Angry Birds Space by Cracklebowl September 2, 2012

missed two birds with one stone 

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

missed two birds with one stone by shane2012 November 8, 2009

I like BIRDS 

When you like BIRDS

Liomf: I want to be an orthodontist
Garreth: I like BIRDS

I like BIRDS by I like BURDZ October 23, 2018