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Bethany

Bethany is a amazing sister and extremely smart, solving the Rubik's cube in a very fast manner.

However, Bethany has had her driver's license stolen in the summer when she was at the airport by a black Jamaican man, rumoured to be the boyfriend of the Whore of Babylon (that's because he is...). She also gets bullied by an Indian prostitute mother which she goes by the nickname "The Whore of Babylon", preventing her from ever talking to her brother named Leon.

I feel really bad for her as he was her closest friend and sibling after the Whore of Babylon planned to kill her older sister named Yvonne to commit suicide on May 2023. May she rest in peace.

A Bethany will go very far in places and I had such an amazing opportunity to have met her and become her friend. May she be free from the Whore of Babylon's bullying in Jesus mighty name, amen!
"Wow! Bethany really knows how to solve that Rubik's cube so fast! She should enter into a Rubik's cube competition." - Albert (her best friend)
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
mugGet the Bethanymug.

Bethany

A VERY HORRIBLE short retarded person who wants all of the attention but everyone hates her
Don’t be a bethany
by Hayaj March 5, 2023
mugGet the Bethanymug.

Bethanie Elaine Smith

The coolest of the coolest, beautiful, charming, and darn near perfect. One of the best girlfriends, lovers, wifes anyone could ever ask for
That girl would love to be a total Bethanie Elaine Smith
by Beatrice Smithe April 26, 2010
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Bethany evans

An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks
by Hehe.hehe.hehe August 16, 2024
mugGet the Bethany evansmug.

bethany

(pukes on table) "BETHANY!" "AW, WHAT THE PHUCK!"
by i just pissed my apants September 18, 2025
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Bethany

At face value, she seems happy. Look hard enough (thats what she said) and you will see that she is alright although, she does come with her bugs that must be fixed in a future software or hardware update. Overall, she is a good friend. Happy, loyal (to those she simps over) but unfortunately not trustworthy. (or is she??)
OMG have you heard about Bethany simping over REDACTED
Bethany is such a good friend
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020
mugGet the Bethanymug.

Bethany

Bethany is the best employee at an unnamed supermarket. She also posts the best memes.
I saw Bethany at the store today. Did you see what she posted on Facebook?
by PostyMcPostsalot April 4, 2020
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