goin' Bale

Cussing someone out; after Christian Bale's shellacking of Shane Hurlbut. Recorded for posterity in video and audio, he drops the F-bomb thirty seven times in four minutes, an average of one every six seconds.

If that jerk interrupts me one more time, I'm goin' Bale on his ass...

by geekthing February 4, 2009

Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

A fine balance

The most fucking depressing book ever. About a whole lot of folks in India who come together and struggle with the everyday reality of balancing hope and despair. Then they all die, or get castrated, or lose their legs, or commit suicide, or some other awful shit. Also full of really weird sexual stuff. Greta book though. Really.

Person 1: Dude I just read A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry. I cried my eyes out at the end dude. So touching.

Person 2: WTF is A Fine Balance?

by CinemaSlicka November 22, 2011

balans

In world of warship, when something is referred as "balans" it means something over powered and over looked by the devs

This smolensk is balans

by 5152 March 9, 2021

Jew Balance

A play on the New Balance shoe brand, poking fun at the fact that so many Jewish people wear them.

Did you see Hymie run by in his Jew Balances?

by Joey the Clown July 30, 2007

christian bale

a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.

All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!

by anna246 February 7, 2009