awkward cuttlefish

noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"

~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded

by loveotters21 June 1, 2010

Awkward Llama

Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.

Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)

by kickenchicken92 January 21, 2009

Awkwardman

a person who drives around in their awkwardmobile
someone allergic to peanuts
someone that has no friends

look at her sitting alone, what an awkwardman

by Janet Wiess January 17, 2011

awkward

a word used by prude or unattractive girls in situation in which they feel weirded out by the presence of a confident young guy trying to make conversation

Yeaa so this guy asked me for my number at the beach yesterday and it was like so awkward

by pimp nasty April 28, 2007

Awkwardly frisky

Having the need to touch someone even if it is in an awkward way.

"WTF? Why are you touching me?"
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."

by Toxic Killer May 4, 2010

awkward eater

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.

Awkward eater...

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

awkward city

a response used when someone says something very uncomfortable

(via text convo.)
mario: "my girlfriend and i had sex in my volvo yesterday"
kara: "its me idiot"
mario: "awkward city"

by miamiamial00kz October 7, 2010