assclef

1) Someone extremely stupid/rude.

2) An attention whore.

1) Man, Evan is being such an assclef today.

2) Did you see that guy beat that old lady up to get people to notice him? What an assclef.

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

assalope

Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

Assflames

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!

Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy

by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011

Assilian

A very hairy person, and they typically look like they are from a Middle Eastern country. They also Believe they are Middle Eastern but in reality they aren't. They tend to live in very white suburban towns such as San Carlos

Guy 1: Don't fuck with me I am Middle Eastern
Guy 2: No your not your just an Assilian

by 50% black May 8, 2011

assclown

An epic insult to throw back during a cussing match once all typical words have been used, you know, like dickhead, twat, etc. Often user of the word will have knowledge of Y2J and tell people to shut, the hell, up.

"Dick"
'Twat'
"Bell-end"
'Knob'
"Assclown"
'?'

by Choadfish December 4, 2013

Assclown

An individual who despite being utterly devoid of reason, intimate knowledge or genuine personal experiences, elects to puport themselves as an authority on a particular topic or field and actively creates discourse for the purpose of meritless self aggrandizement.

Man, That guy Jim Acosta from CNN is such a biased Assclown - No wonder Trump says they're fake news!

by chevcheli0s May 6, 2018

Åshild

A really cool, babe girl. She is liked by everyone and everything!!!!

Omg, who's that pretty hotness right there?

- Oh, you mean Åshild

by Hotsprings123456789 April 5, 2018