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Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.
we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!
by Armondo72 November 12, 2010
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Post-Apocalyptic Currency

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.
by hellobrian October 30, 2008
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Apocalypsing

When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.
Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'
by Your Local Perth Guide November 19, 2020
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Apache smile

A phrase coined by the German metal band Das Poot. To drop your pants, bend over, and show someone your crack.
He decided to spin around and show them all his Apache smile.
by Sir Alexander August 19, 2008
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lesbian apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when every lesbian on tiktok follow eachother and have a lesbian profile picture
“hey did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse
“yeah!! We're gonna overthrow the government, lesbian world domination!!!”
by sigmafemale69 June 1, 2022
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Goth/Chav Apocalypse

The upcoming Goth/Chav Apocalypse which will encompass not only England, but the the entire WORLD! (i know which side ill be on, dont know about you...)
"Brapp, we'il av' ya'll dirty emo scum! Il phone ma brovaz, im tellin ya!" (The build up to the inevitable Goth/Chav Apocalypse...)
by samm wells February 29, 2008
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Zombie Apocalypse

The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. The Apocalypse is when all Zombies rise and destroy the world.
...Braaaains!

Quick, get the Shotgun! It's the Zombie Apocalypse!

My Zombie Apocalypse Plan: FPSRussia
by torrrrrrub August 6, 2011
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