beau aston

the man with a huge cock who is funny wears a goofy shirt and is big pimpin from the swamp

he is a beau aston type of guy.

by pseudonymanonymousman May 23, 2009

Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

Aston

A mother fucking cunt that likes to fist any thot that he sees. He would wank to pretty much everything and also has a habit of dipping his dick in vegemite to make it "more larger"

That kid back there is acting like such an aston

by Analballsack September 16, 2019

Allston

a fucking loser who thinks hes the shit, but really isnt. he takes advantage of any girl in his path, basically he would do anything that came in his path. he thinks hes so cool but really is scared of everything. i mean he should just go fuck himself and find something better to do than to just make up fucking rumors about people

girl: i hate that kid so much
other girl: yeah his name is allston.

allston: hey baby, will you give me head?
girl: no, your an allston

by bobbylovesgum October 18, 2010

Anston

1)A reference to call someone a slob.

2)China migrant workers.They are known for their fetish for socks and shoelaces.

1)That guy is an anston.No wonder he cant get laid.

2)My socks must be stolen by those Anstons

by Boy keyboard February 11, 2009

Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

by Paddy Kenny April 13, 2008

Aston

The name of an astonishingly stupid person who seemingly became that way by means of being hit in the head with stones or rocks

Aston is so stupid. Its not as if he suffers from any sort of congenital defect. Maybe he got hit in the head by a stone. It's amaze that he can find his way out of a wet paper sack

by Smith, word December 12, 2018