almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.

Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though

by Kennif September 16, 2017

Almond

noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"

You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.

by wordwrestler December 18, 2018

California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.

For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)

by SnakeyNinjas666 May 17, 2018