Almond house

A home with no junk food just healthy snacks

Living in an almond house means banana and brown sugar are a sweet treat

by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025

Almond

When talking about Nutty or Bitter people you call them an Almond.

P1:Oh she Is such a Almond
P2:I know right?

by SunnyNFreddy14 September 30, 2025

Almond karo

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old

****** “hey almond karo how are you”
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”

by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025

Almond Milkers

Large, natural breasts of a vegan, especially a vegan (almond) mom.

Tyler: Yo Jessica's tits huge.
Pete: I heard she a vegan, she got dem Almond Milkers.

by ladisl February 18, 2025

Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.

Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.

by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025

Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

by Redline06 August 15, 2023