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Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
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Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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aliadaye

my forever favourite people. i know i can always count on them no matter what!! it'll always be aliadaye against it all. ~ february 2nd 2020
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by aliadaye April 7, 2023
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Aliclism

“Aliclism” is a word that can be described best as Alcoholisms's drunker Dad, it is usually a misspelling of Alcoholism, that occurs whilst a person is intoxicated.
Person 1: ALICLISM TIME BOYYYYS
Person 2: Aliclism???
Person 3? You mean alcoholism?
Person 4: LETS GOOO
by Virtually Lucid August 7, 2023
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Aliai

A beautiful girl who is nice to everyone is not smart but not dumb ether, cry's when they are mad has, is friends with almost everyone at school bad spelling and can never spell a word correctly. Always have your back until you do something that makes them mad. Find an Aliai to be with you for the rest of your life
OMG its Aliai, I really like Aliai
by Geffry October 24, 2023
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Aliai

coolest, nicest, fun, loyal, and sweetest mf on this planet
OMGGGG its alai. i love aliai
by Geffry October 24, 2023
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