ali

always smokng weed or shisha.
every asian mum compares him to there some coz of his shit grades

always good in front of aunties
living the life of the haram

ayy manlike ali come lets roll a few splifs

aight come den

by umzi May 4, 2019

Ali

A girl who tries to be popular and acts nice to everyone but is a two faced snake, only likes popular guys, will ask every popular guy out and when every one of them turns her down acts like she’s into girls.

Popular girl 1: *just chatting with her friends*

Ali: OMG LIKE HEY BEST FRIEND
Popular girl 1: Who are you?

Ali: I’m your best friend like duh!

by Yebsysbdunsiwbe December 23, 2019

Ali

A cunt

Boy: how's Ali?
Ali's mother: He is a cunt

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

[Ali]

Ali is a type of male prostitute from Iran. These specific types of prostitutes do not sleep with humans. Instead they fist camels in the middle of the Dasht-e-Kavir desert for the entertainment of homosexual midget nomads who feast on small children. Rarely, but often does the Ali finish up his extravaganza by putting his head in the camels arse, does a 360 degree turn, lands back on his feet and sends fireworks off in the distance in the shapes of vagina's.

Wow! Did you see that Ali last night? He gets better every time!

by Rick Von Shit October 22, 2008

ali

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cunt who needs to be stabbed

PURPLE AKI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING ALI

by TALIBAN ZAN May 2, 2018

Ali

A chinchilla's wiener. Often abnormally large. Shaped like an upside down ice cream cone. sways in the wind.

eww that chinchillas ali is soooo long. i wanna cut it off.

by bingo5 October 23, 2011

ali

homunculus; a very small, short man.

"How tall is your brother?"
"Oh, he's really ali."

by nourr July 14, 2007