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crack albert

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert
by Puke lerry September 9, 2022
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Albert Heijn

The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.
Well fuck me right in the asshole or let's go to Albert Heijn, aint no choice there bubba!
by Diffa August 21, 2017
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mount albert

a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.
guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
by eiousdikd :) March 27, 2009
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Fat Albert

1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
How did he got to ride Fat Albert.
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