Almond Vibe

Someone with a beautiful aura or energy but sassy in a cute way that makes you happy.

Note: Used usually to refer to females

You give me almond vibes

by Tër August 3, 2025

milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

by annntttt July 27, 2019

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.

For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)

by SnakeyNinjas666 May 17, 2018

Poppy Almond

Often mistaken for a Dweeb. None the less, one of the coolest people you know...

That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!

by BiggestNerd November 12, 2010

to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man

dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"

by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008