Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life September 19, 2016

Airplane! mode

Da setting on yer smart phone where Siri tells you not to call her "Shirley" anytime you utter da "it must be da case" word.

Me: Hey Siri --- bring up "Lassie Come-Home" on archive.org.
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:

Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.

(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.

(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".

(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".

(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".

(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".

(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.

Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".

by QuacksO August 12, 2025

Airplanes

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Airplanes

by Donutcaca August 10, 2021

Airplane

Big crashy

Airplane go neeeaarrerrerreeeeeeer
.....:pppppssshsh!

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K March 11, 2019

airplane center

it's a fucking airport what else did you expect

"I explained to my dumbass friend that an airport is an airplane center"

by black crayon heroin addict September 21, 2023

peaceful airplane

A "gender"
Fuck y'all attack helicopters.

Bobbinson: excuse me ma'am, you dropped your wallet-
Random person: exCuse me?! how dARE you misgender me!!!!11 I am a peaceful airplane.
Bobbinson: ???
Random person: T R I G G E R E D

by peacefulairplane June 29, 2017

airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.

Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.

by Vickie kap December 17, 2020