Adam

Adam is so sexy but he's very short. Hes a cool kid :) And his crush secretly likes him ;)

Random person: you know adam likes u?
His crush: I LOVE HIM

by RedKoolaid June 3, 2020

Adam

Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!

Fuck this, this party will get shot up if Adams goin be here

by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 9, 2020

Adam

Most likely canadian, lives abroad and speaks one or two other languages. probably goes to a private school. Way to chill for his own good and is quite popular. Cool dude. Nuff said.

Hey Adam.

by Aight, then. November 12, 2020

Adam

The best guy in the entire universe. Adam has a huge penis that can be between 7 - 12 inches. He is amazing at sex and is a very romantic person. He will always cheer you up and will sacrifice his time for his friends and carries the burdens of everyone to help them. He is a chick magnet and racks in all the girls. He tends to hide his nice side from his friends so he can fit in. Everyone will always love Adam even though he can have an ego sometimes. He is the best boyfriend you can ever ask for and will always comfort you no matter what. Once you start having sex with him you wont ever want to stop, he will fuck you into next week and make you have the best orgasm ever. His dick is incredible and it will be the only dick you ever want

Hey is that adam? Yeaa thats my sex machine!

by Jokeeeman November 5, 2021

Adam

Adam is a very common name but the person is very unusual. Adam tends to be a coach somewhere, he will hide his pain and insecurities through laughter and comedic relief but on the inside, he is a very sensitive and hurt man. Adam represents the most entertaining and simple-minded individual you'll ever know, he does a great job of insulting you yet making you feel welcome at the same exact time.

Did Adam call you a Slapdick!?
I can't believe Adam is making a blumpkin!!

by Yung sac November 14, 2021

ádám

boys named ádám are the best boyfriend materials! he will treat u like the princess u are, shower you with gifts, kisses and hugs. he is wonderful at cuddling. also, he is a genius, but he dont really show that he pretends to be a lazy ass man, but in fact, he is the smartest boy u will ever meet. he has great taste in music, but it’s very diverse, he will u show the best songs for shaking your booty but also the ones that make u cry at 3am. if you have an ádám in your life you are blessed. if your boyfriend is an ádám you are the luckiest!!!

“what’s your boyfriend’s name?”
“oh, it’s ádám.”
“wow, u are a lucky girl!”

by blablabubu November 20, 2021

Adam

A chink

Adam is a squinty eyed chink and loves eating dogs

by Benjamin Mendy November 22, 2021