amlad

When A penis or chode is limp and hanging to the left side of your body

also damlad and unilad

I dress the left part of my body first

by Idonthaveanamemrhavenamewellibetyoudonthaveapenist May 17, 2003

ALAD

Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.

"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."

by JohnLocke March 7, 2008

Assad

An Asad with a big, curvaceous ass, hence the extra 's' in the spelling of the name. Usually, all of his limbs are wide and big. The penis of this particular Asad is also quite wide, but of average length. A favorite of gay black men.

Friend 1: Yo, look who just walked in bra, Asad!!
Friend 2: Did you say Assad or Asad?
Friend 1: My bad, I meant Assssad. Check out the booty on him. The gays must be jizzing in their pants.
Friend 2: Delicious! Mouth-watering, boner-popping delicious!!!

by Master 4P November 2, 2010

Assad

Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad

by Percy297 March 22, 2011

Asladies

A Guy who behaves like a girl all the time. Often used to tag his behaviour,speech or action.

Ohh Please Dont Ask Mark for the Booze. He is an Asladies.Thats not his stuff.

by Arrun Pareek January 5, 2009

aslayzing

A mixture of the words 'slay' and 'amazing'. Possibly first used by Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan during the livestreams they did to raise money for the Trevor Project.

Guys this is aslayzing we just raised another thousand dollars!

by ismiseralphie June 3, 2014

Aslan

Aslan, the lion king who rules Narnia and in her free time is a teenager who runs a Fifth Harmony twitter fan account, which means that she's a harmonizer. Aslan is magical, she has the power of flirting that's why most of people know her as the flirtiest girl in the fandom, rumours said that she dates at least 78 girls per week. Be careful because she cheats a lot, she might act all lovely and make you fall in love with her but you also might get hurt at the end.
You may also know her as ASSlan, Shane, Luis, Cameron, Sock, Asshole, Camila...

Aslan: "I love you"
Girl 1: "I love you too Aslan"
Girl 2: "wait no she loves me"
Girl 1: "are you cheating on me Aslan?"
Aslan: "i can explain..."
Girl 3: "hey Aslan when are you taking me to watch Frozen?"
Aslan: "I-I uh-I"

by You will never find me April 18, 2014