Jasper Arkansas

Pot capital of the universe.

Willie Nelson gets his pot from Jasper Arkansas

by niggardly4444444444444444 October 12, 2011

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Arkansas Sleeping Pill

When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.

"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"

by DFaseen September 6, 2011

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Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.

My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.

by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023

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Arkansas

25th state in the Union. Home to Walmart, Diamond Mining, White Feather, One of the highest dog populations in the US, and beautiful nature.

Arkansan: Yo, i live in Arkansas

by SebaliMotherTrucker November 3, 2023

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Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

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