The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 5, 2020

Alaskan Twins

When siblings are born 9 months apart

That’s Alaskan Twins for you. Born 9 months apart, the are twins at the heart.

by realnigga97 January 19, 2021

alasken pipeline

When a woman takes a dump in a condom then places it into the freezer for a later time to pound her snatch with it.

Holly Anne sure loves to do the alasken pipeline on her new web cam.

by stevenpeedonyourface June 5, 2009

Alaskan snowplow

When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.

Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.

by Alaskan plow-machine March 1, 2009

Alaskan Handshake

A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.

During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.

by Handy Andy566 October 21, 2008

Alaskan teleprompter

Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.

From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.

Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.

Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.

by Wasabi-Woman February 8, 2010