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ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.
"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."
by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023
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ADHD

a dangerously huge dick
Damn, I didn't know you had ADHD
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AHDD

Anus-Humerus Differentiation Disorder:

The inability to know the difference between your arse and your elbow.

A condition widely associated with stupidity, incompetence or cluelessness.
He's got AHDD - He's so inept, he doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
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ADHD

He has ADHD
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ADHD Trap

A game, a habit, or piece of media that enthralls people with adhd, potentially distracting them for hours.
by Bustb0y January 12, 2025
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ADHD

It stands for attention deficit disorder and it is a disorder and yeah no fuck it uh i just wanted to write about this. Anyway, it's a thing that makes someone just unable to focus on tasks and was used to define ADD (attention deficit disorder) until it just became the basis of just defining the thing.
Usually you would go to a medical professional instead of going on urban dictionary but you do you.
It differs like a spectrum so not everyone who has ADHD/ADD has the exact same/similar personality if they do indeed have the disorder. That's just stereotyping disorders and it has an extremely negative impact on people because why the fuck would it not?

It is a disorder. Do not gatekeep it or make jokes out of it. *HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GATEKEEP DISORDERS???
No. its not something to brag about. And you should probably stop reading this because im slowly losing my sanity each and every word.
1. How's your day?
2. It's going okay but I failed one of my tests. That's pretty much al-
1. I really want to jump in a pile of leaves.
2. I wasn't finished talking
1. ok

(gotta add ADHD in the example)
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ADHD

that man has adhd
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