Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
by Walshy84 November 21, 2013
Get the Textual Retardationmug. by bert2006 February 26, 2018
Get the Bi-textualmug. When a person's little texting swimmers swim very, very fast rather than very, very slowly. The ability to constantly text a variety of people, without losing stamina, endurance, and studdedness.
Tracy has extreme textual potency on the couch. She puts all them other hoes to shame.
Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.
Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.
by The Great Gift Bearer August 12, 2012
Get the Textually Potentmug. by Rickydricky October 7, 2019
Get the Textually activemug. The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
Get the textual glowmug. by machineryOnite September 22, 2016
Get the Textual Healingmug. To talk to someone through a text messege on their cellular telephone and often saying that they are having a good day then leads into a conversation.
by uh9u9dgusekj8lqwg December 31, 2008
Get the Textual Conversationmug.