I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!
"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
by Roko8888 May 31, 2014

by julierileys April 19, 2015

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015

When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.
Or
If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!
Or
If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!
by Reeltor November 9, 2012

Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.
My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.
by dude you're getting a dell September 27, 2015

verb.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.
noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.
noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.
verb.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.
noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.
noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.
by TopShape13 November 12, 2011

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.
by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019
