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poser

Wearing shirts from Abercrombie, pants from Hot Topic,dying your hair black, having and obsession with vampires and lacking any natural ablities.
by Pdot July 15, 2008
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Poser

Something you could pose as if you run out of other images.
Trent isn't a Robocop anymore, he started posing as a poser since it took less physical and mental effort.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018
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poser

Does not have to be a wannabe boarder or someone who listens to good charloette, or anything like, for all you know, it could be a boarder trying to be a nerd! just cause it doesn't happen regularly doesn't mean it's impossible. anyways, a poser is someone who tries to be like a certain group of people, and half the times, aren't even cool. i mean why would you want to be emo? they cause themselves more pain - to deal with pain!
george is a poser, he tries to be a punk by hanging out with other punks but was too scared to enter class late by 10 seconds because he might be taken off the honour roll.

Tom is a poser.
by soda pop12 January 4, 2009
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Poser

People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz
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poser

A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever.

This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
ASpeaking with an enemy:
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"

Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"

the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
by alexgrrrrrl85 August 13, 2009
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Poser

1:Someone who cant skate but pretends that they do
2:Caitlyn
by JK Powell June 19, 2017
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Poser

What skater boys call beginners 🙄
Asshole: She’s such a poser
Beginning Skater: I-
by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020
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