when someone is really awkward and is a jerk because of it, similar to the character "Napoleon Dynamite"
Wow, Ryan is really on one today... Their Napoleon Dynamite complex is out in full force. So awkward.
by whoopsnapoleon August 10, 2018
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 09, 2022
The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019
That shawty over there is Napoleon Gynomite! I need to check her skills.
Come take a ride on me Napoleon Gynomite!
Come take a ride on me Napoleon Gynomite!
by Kat Fitch May 27, 2022
In the 2016 Hitman Game, you can unlock a little explosive figure looking like Napoleon Bonaparte Except this one is a little more explosive than that it looks.
This device can be used as a distraction object, by flinging it around or by placing it near a subject of choice.
This device can be used as a distraction object, by flinging it around or by placing it near a subject of choice.
Agent 47 placed down the little explosive device, distracting his targed, whom not much later picket the Napoleon Blownaparté up. After a couple minutes, the target came to realize, it wasn't the usual kind of toy when it blows up seconds after.
by SuperSecret47 January 01, 2019
by Help, I’ve been kidnapped. February 12, 2024
by chef P.B.M. March 04, 2015