ken dowd

A bottle full of urine.

Name after US Army Major General Ken Dowd, who issued a regulation prohibiting soldiers in theater from going outside at night without a warrior companion to hold their hand. Hence, soldiers who didn't want to wake their roommates for a quick trip to the latrine had to go in a bottle.

Wow dude, you need to clean up your AO. There's like 10 ken dowds under your bunk and I think one of them is leaking.

by Noclaf Eulb August 22, 2011

ken barlow

A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints of beer. Used mainly in a mocking/banter way between young groups of males. Can also refered to simply as a 'ken'.

To order a half pint of beer in the pub one might say 'Could i get a ken barlow please'

by James Graley July 6, 2007

Ken-Duceing

(v). 1. the act of coming across a conflict and choosing to ignore it and avoid it until a solution is no longer sought

Everything

Stop Ken-Duceing

by Pettities+BLJ May 1, 2014

Ken Effect

Production lines unexplainably stop running when someone named Ken walks by.

I’ve been working non-stop. I wish the Ken Effect would happen.

by Ntlane2004 July 31, 2018

Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

by kennith_bone October 16, 2016

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Bye honey getting some milk ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Ken Ham

An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.

Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park

by Tazwint March 31, 2022