joey

a 'Spastic'; someone of subnormal intelligence.
see 'Joey Deacon', of Blue Peter fame Circa 1981
by James Coppard June 19, 2005
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either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.
"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."
by lollipop lamoureux February 19, 2012
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joey is too stupid to get into UCSD
by joey021 March 23, 2019
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An Australian term for a homosexual man who is unpleasantly fat and un-attractive.
Girl: Seeing a Joey at the club last night almost made me want to turn lesbian.
by H00chymama January 09, 2008
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Joey is a faggot with foot fetish who spends his life playing fucking rocket league because he is gay and he is scared to kiss girls because he is a walking bacteria cell
by Stampeydude83 November 19, 2018
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Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.
I need a Joey right now

Wheres my Joey?
by Please Use December 30, 2010
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if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.
f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!
by Broomy October 31, 2006
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