A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
ASpeaking with an enemy:
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
by alexgrrrrrl85 August 13, 2009
Get the posermug. People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz
You don’t skate poser
by Tsunami skateboardinskateboard June 11, 2019
Get the Posermug. Look at that poser!
by JK Powell June 19, 2017
Get the Posermug. Somone who tries to fit in with a group of people. They obviously do not fit in but try their hardest to conform to this group people and usually end up just being a liar and a fake.
Alex tries so hard to fit it with Kara and Kately that she lied about hooking up with JT, just because Kara and Kately are sexually advanced, aka she is being a poser.
by Second star to the left December 17, 2008
Get the Posermug. Anyone who is a wanna be conformist. Typically call other people posers. Claim to be goth, and hate emos or vamps even though they're all the same.
by BIEBERHOLE69 March 29, 2015
Get the Posermug. 1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.
2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.
2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
Get the Posermug. An intravert seen as an extrovert is posing as an extrovert. Allowing people to see you as or representing yourself as an extrovert when you're not an extrovert is posing rather than being yourself.
There are a lot of characters on tv shows people think of as extroverted people in real life. The same goes for the news and different forms of media, the internet, music. A poser is somebody you think is a certain way naturally based on what you'be seen and heard through a media source.
by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018
Get the Posermug.