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pronounced: poe toe toe

josey and emyliene are potatoes

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

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by Lolnorwegianboy2700 January 10, 2019

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

Potato

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.

Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.

by Jenna beans June 5, 2019

Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function

you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato

by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019