kitten slayer

some one who masturbates.

along time ago in a land where we live, the catholic church said that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten

guy 1: wanna go play some tennis?
guy 2: naw that hot stud across the street is going to go in the shower, i think im going to play the role of a kitten slayer

by craigums March 6, 2005

Kitten Gloves

To handle something with the utmost care.

The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose her rag.

by Duckfeet November 17, 2006

Kitten Kicker

Our awesome overlord.

"I still need to get three million dollars for Kitten Kicker, our overlord"

by fuckingshitbitch January 11, 2008

kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009

kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.

1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight

by taytay1212 November 18, 2011

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011

kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012