wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

by MMWC August 1, 2013

Study Vomiting

Meaning one: Learning a heap of new information/concepts and after spend two weeks applying it to every situation and then find out that everyone else has known it all for years (not all the time).
Meaning two: Vomiting up all the information and understanding in your head onto an exam paper and hoping for the best.

Sorry, I was study vomiting all the stuff I have been studying for my exams next week.

by Matchsticksonfire June 21, 2015

Sky vomit

When your cat vomits from a high place, such as off furniture , a cat climbing tower or a high cupboard..
Generally vomit found under the piece of said furniture.

Loki (the cat) just did a 'sky vomit'

by Winnie the cat lady August 16, 2022

Computer Vomit

When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.

I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!

by ccham March 12, 2011

Vomit Vagina

Letting someone throw up in a girls vagina, then eating her out.

Courtney Cordero is legendary for this

Eric why does your breath stank
I just gave Courtney a Vomit Vagina
Hell yea bro

by Orange Phantom May 12, 2009

Vomit Fairy

If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the vomit fairy.

A - "I swear I puked last night, but my clothes are all clean."

B - "You got a visit from the vomit fairy."

by Siania December 9, 2008

Crotch Vomit

Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"

by invincible mandarin July 10, 2009