Max

A scaredy cat.

"Hey, scaredy cat Max."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Max

Max is that skinny weird but hot guy that all the girls had a crush on in some way

Person no.1: Wow max is so skinny he’s like a twig!
Person no.2: yeah I know but he is kinda hot...

by Idkuchosebitch October 3, 2020

Max

Max is a boy/man with a huge willy. That has gotten with 12 girls before the age of 15. loves a bong on the occasion. He is a great bloke that everyone loves to hang out with.

Tom:Where’s max?
Jack:I don’t know aye tell him to come cause he’s a great bloke
Frank:I’ll shout him a cone

by Tommyslaughter666 October 16, 2019

Max

Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.

"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"

by Kiribaby October 16, 2019

Max

Someone who keeps knocking ur drinks over

Person 1: Max u knocked my drink over again
Person 2: uhh wtf Max

by 0liveee November 3, 2019

Max

That one guy that gets played by some girl called Daniella twice.

Achilles: bro Max aren’t you with Daniella again?

Max: no bro she Left me for Emiliano

by thatgayoompaloompa November 3, 2019