One of your super gay friends that you very much enjoy being around, but you also like to bully him. He smokes weed, does crack maybe pops a few pills, but you still love him! Super skinny and dresses weird, but calls it fashion. Obsessed w/ clowns and kind of looks like one himself. You wish you could give him a hug sometimes and he’s kinda funny. He also lowkey knows how to vibe, so he’s a person you text almost everyday.
by tinypunq October 18, 2020
Get the Marcusmug. person 1-Hey lets be friends and have fun.
Marcus- na im gonna bash ur brother and fuck u over.
person 1- why?
Marcus- ...
Marcus- na im gonna bash ur brother and fuck u over.
person 1- why?
Marcus- ...
by the truth is hard June 14, 2019
Get the Marcusmug. The supreme of all fuckboys. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. Thinks he is a good kisser but usually kisses like a dog lapping up its water. Can't find the clitoris. Sprays so much axe cologne on his body that your lungs shrivel up and you end up looking like a whale that's been left out of water for too long. Thinks he can get any girl he wants. Thinks he is cute but is not. Looks like a grandpa without his false teeth. Has a small ass penis.
"I had my first kiss with Marcus and he was kissing me like he was trying to suck all of the life out of me"
by fuckboytyranny August 31, 2015
Get the Marcusmug. The type of dude that will stick with you until he sees you doing better than him. He gets jealous very easily and HE wants to be on the top and he will do whatever it takes which makes him DANGEROUS. Avoid this dude at all costs because in reality he is just going to break your heart to be number one.
by 14,1,8,20,5 19,15,13,1,18 ABCS May 16, 2018
Get the Marcusmug. 
An oaf capable of unleashing the stinkiest farts known to man.
Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.
Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.
Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Marcus you fucking fat oaf.
by All aboard the banter train June 4, 2018
Get the Marcusmug.