dick cheese

what happens when you dont fucking wash your shit
i have a major case of dick cheese because i only use axe body spray!
by 696-969-6969 November 3, 2020
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Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.
by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018
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Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is a mould found under the male balls after the male puts a slice of holy cheese up his ass.
"Bro that dick cheese tastes so fucken good".
by Liam Shackell February 7, 2019
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Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.
Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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Dick cheese

Cheese from your dick often referred to as Dick Cheese
Dang that dick was cheesy I liked it tho nice dick cheese
by Dickcheesesesr March 15, 2019
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Dick-cheese

Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.

There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.

There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.

While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!

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Yo was good Dick-cheese
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Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
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Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street

Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r

Dude 3: Amen

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Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)
by Ideklmao February 26, 2019
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