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Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.
by cocofosho July 1, 2011
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Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want
person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!
by Adecider October 12, 2022
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Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.
"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."
by palabraplug November 12, 2023
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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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International Rat-appreciation Day

On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.
Omg wait, it's 3rd of June! International Rat-appreciation Day !!!
by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019
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National Opium Day

Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.
Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!
by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024
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Brady Appreciation Day

Taking place on September 9th, this special day is where you appreciate everyone named Brady in a physical, mental, and sexual manor.
by PissBreather September 8, 2023
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