Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

by OGmud July 13, 2023

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Dirty Velycia

when someone only cums when they are in view of a dying snail

yeah personally im a dirty velycia in the bedroom

by TheDividedDeal July 14, 2023

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Dirty Crouch

When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.

Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.

by Coinsy July 15, 2023

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Dirty Kali

A dirty Kali is when a girl with a fatty come over to you at lunch in school and sits on your face and in the act of eating her out she sharts leaving a starfish brown stain on your forehead. ( Best experienced with a vibrator toy in ass on max vibration )

dude shqueefa and I did a dirty kali during school yesterday

by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023

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Dirty Finger Hole

The act of laying on your back farting so hard you ass starts to gape then sticking your moist finger you have been sucking on for 20 minutes up your gaping asshole and farting a little to hard and getting some poo poo on you finger tip after your ass closes on your finger trapping it like a Chinese finger trap concealing your finger forever in your puckering anus.

Bro last night I did a Dirty Finger Hole to myself.

by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023

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