A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Know to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in peanut butter while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.
Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in peanut butter while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.
Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.
I think I was about to to be a witness to a "Dirty Maxx" after hearing someone calling the neighbors dog in the back yard..
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A term used largely by Severna parkies directed towards people from Pasadena MD.
Pasadena is generally regarded by these people as a redneck hicktown, where everyone knows everybody, and everybody knows nothing.
Pasadena is characterized by its slight accent which sounds like a blend of West Virginia and Baltimore.
The Young men are either fake gangsters (despite living in the suburbs) or fake country (despite living in the suburbs). and the adults are real nice down to Earth people (despite what the Severna Parkies say).
The fake gangsters usually spend their free time watching YouTube or playing GTA in their house away from all harm, while The fake country Dirty Denans teenagers usually spend all their hot summer days soliciting/harassing women in the nearby parking lot on either their 4-wheelers or their dirt bikes.
A term used largely by Severna parkies directed towards people from Pasadena MD.
Pasadena is generally regarded by these people as a redneck hicktown, where everyone knows everybody, and everybody knows nothing.
Pasadena is characterized by its slight accent which sounds like a blend of West Virginia and Baltimore.
The Young men are either fake gangsters (despite living in the suburbs) or fake country (despite living in the suburbs). and the adults are real nice down to Earth people (despite what the Severna Parkies say).
The fake gangsters usually spend their free time watching YouTube or playing GTA in their house away from all harm, while The fake country Dirty Denans teenagers usually spend all their hot summer days soliciting/harassing women in the nearby parking lot on either their 4-wheelers or their dirt bikes.
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