When you are full-fisting a bitch and you take your hand out and you're unhappy with how shitty your hand became so you slap her in the face with it.
by DirtyDDavis May 16, 2025
Get the Dirty Rolando mug.When two people are having intercourse in the doggy position and the girl reaches behind and grabs the guys balls with a wet hand right before he cums and squeezes them while saying “honk honk, all aboard”
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Get the Dirty elaya mug.When you slobber on a girls titties while pouring taco sauce down her vagina as she screams “dios míos”
by Octobro915 May 23, 2025
Get the Dirty yaszel mug.When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”
by yogibear1223 May 23, 2025
Get the Dirty Yogesh mug.Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.
Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
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