Dick

Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.

Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.

by theblueytimes April 2, 2024

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Huge dick syndrome

When A Caucasian man is referred to as “Big Dawg”

Man 1– “Yeah on the way out of the doctors office he called me Big Dawg”
Shorty — “damnnnnnn, so you got (Huge dick syndrome) how many inches did it grow?”

by anonymous January 15, 2026

Ozempic Dick

The perceived increase in penis size due to weight loss after taking drugs like Ozempic (semaglutide)

Paul’s feeling all good about himself now that he’s skinny and has that ozempic dick. He got an extra two inches on his dick after taking Ozempic.

by SkankyKranky January 16, 2026

Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.

"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧

by DA FIB January 18, 2026

Dick Farm

1.A social gathering where the majority of people at the party are men.
2. A party with a bunch of Gumps , dorks , dweebs , dudes with no game hanging out without any chicks .
3. Aka :sausage fest

Man this party is a straight dick farm ! Ain’t no hoes at this get together!

James and his poker buddies had a straight dick farm going on in his backyard.

by SPRA3K January 20, 2026