Stinky dick

A game where you and the homies take turns smelling every bros cock and whoever has the stinky musky cock. Has to suck them off

You bro Kyle you have the worst bro you win stinky dick

by Crotchula January 11, 2026

Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.

Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.

by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026

Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.

I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!

by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026

Dick-righter

A mocking term for someone who blindly supports right-wing authoritarian figures, defends oppressive behavior, and treats political leaders like they can do no wrong.

Example (mocking a person): "He excuses corruption, censorship, and violence as long as his favorite politician does it total dick-righter behavior"
"You watched one propaganda video and now you’re defending everything he does, you’re such a dick-righter."

Example (mocking a public figure): “The dictator called for censorship again, and his followers cheered like loyal dick-righters.”

by Tyfonas January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Huge dick syndrome

When A Caucasian man is referred to as “Big Dawg”

Man 1– “Yeah on the way out of the doctors office he called me Big Dawg”
Shorty — “damnnnnnn, so you got (Huge dick syndrome) how many inches did it grow?”

by anonymous January 15, 2026