Dirty moofty

When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on

Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads

by MrMooftySanch June 16, 2021

Dirty Mahedi

When you're in Mathclass and the teacher suddenly forces you to give him a rimjob whilst holding the quadratic formula in your foreskin.

"he really suffered in mathclass."
"he must have gotten a Dirty Mahedi from his teacher"

by your.dads.lover October 24, 2023

Dirty kinkley

Having a three way in the back of a Honda civic with a lady boy and a lesbian

Craig: My boy Cole had a dirty kinkley this weekend.
Smith: just keep suckin bro💔

by C money walkemdown archyabih January 21, 2025

Dirty Kinkley

Having a three way in the back of your Honda civic with a girl who looks like a man and a lesbian.

My friend Cole had a dirty kinkley this weekend real nasty stuff.

by C money walkemdown archyabih January 21, 2025

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while that person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 13, 2022

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while the person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 13, 2022

Dirty Santiago

When you are hooking up with a chick but continue to rip ass until she faints

Oh my gosh! He hit her with the Dirty Santiago! Someone call an ambulance!

by Josiah G thing March 23, 2022