Petri Dick

A he-whore with diseased cock from sleeping around.

Neither your place NOR mine, Petri Dick.

by AmadeuS469 December 6, 2025

On the dick

The condition of something being true to itself. See also: genuine.; legit.

Origin: Birthed from a misunderstood hearing of the word “authentic.”

“Have you ever had Beluga caviar?”
“Yeah, bro, that shit’s on the dick.”

by waineypoo December 7, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.

"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."

by LazyRooster December 9, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

Dick lippin

When a well endowed gentlemen peels his entire foreskin back to gently place a Zyn pouch in the space between his phallus tip and his foreskin. A space known as the dick lip. The Zyn pouch gently rests for an extended period of time in his penile cocoon, consistently releasesing doses of stimulating nicotine.

Jay is in such a good mood all the time. I'll bet you he's dick lippin' those Zyn pouches again. I can't seem to shake the habit myself.

by Mibbens December 17, 2025

Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

by Patrissa December 19, 2025