World war 2

A limited time mode in Fortnite, the event was a hide and seek mode. The most over-powered location to hide was in the attics.

Grandpa: Do you know what World War 2 was?
Little Timmy: Yeah! I love Fortnite.

by Aidan is a simp 69 March 24, 2021

Three week war

The war between Blue Resistance and Shroomboys lasting January 12th to January 25th on Google+

"Hey do you remember the three week war"?
"No"

by Theanonanon August 25, 2018

Turkish War of Independence

The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.

"Turkish War of Independence is a great guide for colonial countries."

by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017

Iowa Honey Wars

Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)

The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb

by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017

Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020

truth and reality war

The inherently unresolvable conflict between the things individuals believe.

Because each individual comes to believe the things he or she believes as a result of his or her experiences, different individuals will always have certain beliefs which are different or even opposite the beliefs others have, and at different times will in some way need to fight in what is the "truth and reality war."

Beliefs are thoughts linked to an emotion.

"Live and let live."

by but for February 15, 2018

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.

Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021