therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022

Virgin

Me.

My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.

by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018

Virgin vibes

My friend Gary, that is all.

Gary gives of major Virgin vibes

by Kanin03 November 9, 2020

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

giga virgin

Someone who will forever remain a virgin

Fred: “did you see that Greg wrote a wikipedia page?”
Henry: “yeah he’s an absolute giga virgin”

by Big man will October 9, 2021

Virgin

you

You will never get laid, you fucking virgin bastard

by Iwankeverynight July 25, 2023

Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 14, 2022