turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015

turtle

A more subtle name for herpes. The name of someone who studies turtles is a herpetologists. Therefore, herpe- in the name relates to a more subtle way to talk about herpes.

Seth: Dude, my condom broke while I was fucking Sarah.
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!

by Bassproman November 2, 2015

turtle low

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.

Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.

by expert464 December 7, 2015

turtle

electing for a more antisocial option when presented with an invitation

bro 1: "dude do you want to come over tonight? stacy will be there and she's bringing a ton of hookers and lots of blow"
bro 2: "nah, dude, i'm not really feeling up to all that social interaction -- i think i'm just gonna turtle and go home and play GTA"

by handlejandle January 31, 2016

turtlemate

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents

Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!

by polomate March 7, 2016

Turtle

A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.

Turtle is really chill

by Turle will back me up October 13, 2016

Turtle

An uncircumcised penis.

She does not like men with turtles.

by Jsmooveissaucy September 13, 2016